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Kinja'd!!! "Krieger (@FSKrieger22)" (Krieger22)
08/27/2015 at 00:30 • Filed to: Roaches, Cockroach, College, FML

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Asian cockroaches: Small, agile, and talented fliers . Somehow, one wound up in my hostel room. Finding and killing it took a very long time due to the fact that the bastard can really move. And can go places a human can't (on the ceiling as in the pic).

No, shooting it or burning it was not an option, the hostel management thinks very little of firearm or flamethrower discharges in the hostel compound.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 00:33

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One of the reasons I always wear a hat: instant bug swatter. I’ve nailed tons of wasps and such with one.


Kinja'd!!! 1111111111111111111111 > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 00:35

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I found a coclroach once on a Yosemite hotel. Fuck that place. Creepier than the Bates Motel.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 00:35

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Shooting and burning is ALWAYS an option


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 00:41

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Be thankful it’s not a Texas Cockroach and let it skitter away.

You know the saying. If you see one, there’s probably a hundred more.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 00:43

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Broadly unrelated:

This Tuesday, while attempting not to swear in the presence of my friend’s younger brother - he’s 13, so normally I’d adopt a, ‘He’s definitely heard this before’ stance, but their parents may have been in earshot - I accidentally let slip a ‘Fuck’, for whatever reason. This was immediately followed by a, ‘For fuck’s sake’, at which point I and another friend started started giggling like morons.

The fact that me and the rest of the table were at that point engaged in a drinking game probably didn’t help matters.


Kinja'd!!! 6Cylinder > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 00:44

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Burn the witch.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 11:31

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How do you know its asian?


Kinja'd!!! Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Tapas
08/27/2015 at 11:33

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It’s more than willing to fly. Only Asian roaches are like that.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
08/27/2015 at 11:35

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I didn’t know Asian cockroaches were like the superheros of the cockroach world lol